making things fit

This morning I went to put on the same pair of jeans that I wore for Justin and mine's engagment picture only to find that my booty has grown...and not in the Kim Kardashian way but in like a nasty Rosie O'Donnell way. And seeing how we are going to Disneyland in 5 days, I need to act fast. So ladies and gentlemen starting tomorrow morning I will be on a 3 day cleanse which will only include prune juice, apple juice, and water.... I'm either going to make it the whole 3 days or no longer than 2pm the first day. Start making your bets and wish me luck.